Yesterday was extremely WEIRD! The day started out fairly normal. I drove about an hour to meet up with fatasstrucker for a R/T session.
He sent Me a txt telling Me he didn’t want to come down to ground level outside the Motel in his Women’s bathing suit, thigh-highs & knee high-boots. LOL. Usually I would have pushed a bit harder on this issue but not this time. Considering the area is knee deep in hillbillies, weirdos and skinheads I let this one go and decided to make a little pit-stop on the way to the session.
I told fatasstrucker to wait with his head to the ground. He would write in his pink girly diary with poofy pink pen I made him purchase (it actually had a bunny on the top lol). Anyways, I stopped by target and picked up some purple POM POMs, a Princess party hat, glitter glue & gems as well as a box of flavored dog biscuits for fatass. I also got Myself some adorable squishy freezer packs with octopus on them as I’m planning on buying some bento boxes from Japan soon. Bento boxes are so fucking cute, I don’t think I’ll ever get over it! They’ve had some neat finds at Target recently.
As soon as I got there he descended to the ground in absolute humility. It was clear it knows how truly pathetic it is compared to This Goddess and it shows.
I told him since he didn’t come down in his bathing suit instead of a punishment today he’d be getting a special treat. I pulled out a dog dish (that he was going to get to eat oreos I crushed with My feet out of) and took out the bacon & liver flavored dog bones out of the box and crushed them under My sneakers on the dirty Motel floor. He told Me he was a vegetarian, (which I wasn’t buying) LOL.
I put the crushed up pieces in the dog dish and I made him beg for Me to make it a divine meal by spitting in it… and after he begged pathetically he eagerly gobbled it all up. I made him dance for Me in some dirty panties I stole from an old lady for him to wear… he wasn’t a very good dancer. I also teased him with My perfect feet, ass and legs but never allowed him to touch Me. As well as some other stuff.. blah blah… already lived it not going to transcribe it for you here.
After the session I rolled up a fatty and caught MALL COP; which was hilarious! The theatre actually had seats without cup holders dividing them which was nice (ALL THEATRES SHOULD BE LIKE THIS)…
Now here is where things start to get weird…. I stop in at a bar to grab a drink or two and I ordered a Vodka and Redbull (it was 8/10ths vodka in a tall glass I swear).
There were two hot guys singing Karaoke. They were far more talented than most main stream bands I’ve seen live.
Some random short little guy with cokebottle glasses came up to Me and kept offering to buy Me drinks… he must have declared how beautiful I am 200 times.
He also went on about how good I smelled and asked Me what kind of purfume I had on… I answer, It’s Vera Wang’s Princess. He goes, “People call you Princess don’t they”? People have been known to call me that, Yes. He then turns to Me and goes “I prefer Queen”….. you’re fucking with Me! Haha.
Someone told My friend I was with that he wanted to run over and kiss Me on the cheek. I guess he told the guy that I would promptly kick his ass! And that wasn’t exactly a safe gesture to approach Me like that. THEN on the way out some old man also asked me what kind of panties I was wearing… if there wasn’t a police officer in the bar I would have kicked him in the fucking nuts.
I’m in the car right now TEATHERING to My blackberry bold on the HWY back to Chicago. Getting My apartment tomorrow =) EXCITING! Hello highrise, hello view of lake Michigan… hello awesomenesssss!!!!
- Mood:
giddy
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Storing a cat in your car can help you NOT get busted...
Why not just let him drive? lolol
TOONCES to the RESCUE!
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becky
sawwi
got cut off
spilled beer b4
knocked a can over with my boobs
worshipthequeen
You should be drinking girly drinks sweetie
becky robinson
OMG
worshipthequeen
HAHAHA
becky
lol
and i wasnt kidding i went to sit down lol
worshipthequeen
They're weapons in more ways than one!
Since bimbos shouldn't be drinking beer unless they're dressed in daisy dukes trying to be on of the boys in a girly way I've found this link to Girly drinks that will leave you giggling. Sissy girls, sluts, whores... drink off of this list when you're getting drunk for Me! And make sure to get some cute femmy glasses .
Here is a video of Becky smoking. I really like the glazed over look in her eyes.... VERY bimbo.
I've made up a make-up and prissifying package for her that I'm going to be sending out on monday :) I'm really excited it's going to take her to a whole new level of WHORE! >:) She got all her new outfits today that I made her order. I think a fashion show is soon in order.
- Mood:tipsy
- Mood:
awake
I just took this photo to ensure you boys that I AM still in one whole piece. You can still see a car accident owie on my hand...tee hee
I'm happy to report I'm not hung over today! Yesterday cost over $800 not counting the hotel suite I'm staying in. Entertainment is important, so is dining at the Ritz and drinking expensive champaign from the moment I wake up until the moment I go to bed! I've got really expensive tastes which I've never really considered talking about or discussing on My financial dominantion journal because it's just so natural for Me. My daddy had really expensive tastes and I just adapted them from him. My mom just got used to that standard of living and when My daddy passed away there was no way in hell I was going to have anything but the best so I always made sure My family went out to only the best restaurants. Call Me quality control. I NEED to get what I want... and while sometimes I will grab a burger and fries... what I prefer is Steak at men's clubs, luxury sushi, and the like.
Some of you wanted to see the executive suite I've been staying in since you've been missing Me immensely! It looks rather outdated to Me, but it's a french hotel so maybe they are just behind in decor in france because they spend all thier cash on fashion.
Not how I wanted to spend My friday night. I was out at Fuddruckers last night. After IDIng Me to death and making Me send My lackie out to the car to get My purse they gave Me food poisoning! I barely even touched My burger and fries and had to spent the rest of the night with a sick stomach throwing up. Absolutely discusting and you better believe I'm going to call in and tear the owners/managers new assholes.
I woke up at 6am this morning feeling completely renewed and absolutely awesome. I went enjoyed a french breakfast with croissonts, preserves and smoked salmon eggs benedict... all with the comfort of sitting right by the fire with My morning coffee. The croissonts were amazing. When I was a child growing up in Canada I got used to having the absolute best paisteries available. My parents and grandmother who I was really close to would take Me out to eat several times a week and croissonts were one of My favorite treats. I noticed an incredible decline in croissonts leaving the flakey, buttery paistery resembling something more along the lines of bread. No!!! I wondered what had happened to croissonts as I knew them? I suppose you just have to go to a fancy french restaurant. You'd assume as we move forward in time and technology improves that food would get better, not worse. I'm starting to think technology might be the enemy of delicious treats that might just need a hand-made touch to turn out right.
The chef came out afterwards and seemed a little bit nervious fumbling with My plate and asking what I thought of the food. It was of course delicious and it seemed to put his mind at ease a bit. Absolutely adorable. Everyone goes out of their way to please Me it seems... and if they don't? They'll get cut.
Lots of shopping planned for today and I have to talk to cat about sluttymoneypiggies video assignment... where he is going to amuse the shit out of Kat & I at his expense. I miss you sugar, being out of Canada this long is killing Me! I need to get you down here. I'm not sure this pathetic little pig can actually impress US... but he can sure as hell try.
I'm going to CUT you.
Another picture!
Ruffle miniskirt lingerie with bra garter-belts
TONS of Mac goodies and the big screen TV in My hotel room :D
Ahh, I love you Mac! Can never fuel My make-up obsession enough. Lots of pinks so if any sissygirls want to come be My test subjects! Hahaaa... <3 I love pink on Me too.
- Location:Chicago, IL
Christmas everywhere!
I couldn't decide what to get!
Sweet potato casserole, & slow cooked roast beef
I have no idea which one I am going to pick... half of them are so delicious. (You get 10 perfume samples then you go trade in the certificate for a full sized one of your favorite!!!)
The lash stash... and amazing sexy bundle of 10 of Sephora's most popular lashes. (fucking hot!) I love mascara. My eyelashes are long and beautiful (I'm lucky) but I adore caking on the mascara for reeaaaaallly glam looks.... so I was super excited to get this plethora of lash happiness!
The Cookie party was a lot of fun. Warm cider, they had a X-mas tree all lit up and it was snowing heavily outside. I felt like I was inside of a storybook.
Some of you know about My absolute fetish for Lolita Dresses & Lolita Fashion. I love to wear lovely lacy lolita dresses. The Victorian Elegance and absolute cuteness of them just gets to Me.
There is no shame in dressing up and pretending at all.
We could get ready together, I could do your make-up, pick out your tea dress!!! Wouldn’t you like to play dress up and be My Dolly?...buahaha..
- Mood:
full
So I’ve been sitting here and thinking even with the last few years being extraordinarily difficult... it’s done nothing more but prove what an amazing person I am. Life is good even when My surroundings are out of My control I always manage to pull through and come out on top.
I never really spend much time on My blogs which means unless you know Me personally and have served Me...
chances are you don’t really know much about Me....
Most of what I post online is tidbits and of those tidbits most are fetish related teasers or just status updates for My devoted servants already in My stable. Speaking about updates on My life you can see some more pictures of My TRASHED car located on My website [[Dominant Goddess Extraordinaire].
I went and got a check-up today and got four of My stitches out. The giant gashes I had where they picked glass out of My arm? They’re healing rather nicely I’m impressed. Medicare in the states is top notch. They gave me the generic Vicodin the first time around and this time I insisted on getting the brand name stuff and boy does it ever make a difference. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were doing medical testing on the poor suckers who buy generic medication. No insurance? No job right? No POWER.As you may have noticed... you’ll see me use my and Me interchangeably. Never really cared about punctuation and spelling, it comes out how it comes out and I’m not about to comb through my writings to change it for you - or anyone.
I’m currently in the Kitchen at 4 am on Friday night / Saturday morning. I didn’t really feel like going out tonight I’m too bruised and battered up. I did get some packages today (New shoes!) and I stopped Kholes & Sally’s on the way home and got some awesome Hemp hair products and lotion as well as Velour track suit with fur around the hood. It’s super comfy... Great for relaxing in while I get better.
Three & dozen cookies down and Two & half to go. I’m going to a cookie party tomorrow which is pretty much an excuse for a bunch of ladies to hang out, get drunk, gossip and indulge in a shit ton of sweets. I’ve got a good friend who is going to be there as well.... She is a total party girl and knowing her I think we’ll probably hit up the cannabis before we hit the cookies if ya know what I mean.
"Everyone wants to live at the expense of the state. They forget that the state lives at the expense of everyone."
Since I’m such a sweet loving dom I’ve taken the liberty of modifying My cookie recipe just for you!!! Just in time for the holiday season... maybe you can have your own puppy biscuit parties? Ugh, half the time I think about having you losers worship My feet I just wonder, oh wonder where oh where have your mouths been?
Slave Biddles
* 1 pound (4 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature, plus more for baking sheets
* 3 cups packed light-brown sugar
* 1 cup granulated sugar
* 4 large eggs
* 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
* 3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
* 2 teaspoons baking soda
* 2 1/2 cups of Kibbles and Bits (make these cookies colorful and cute!!!) [ for you other ladies out there, I use smarties or reeses! ]
Directions
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Line two baking sheets with Silpat baking mats or parchment; set aside. Cream butter until smooth; add sugars, and beat until smooth. Beat in eggs and vanilla. Into a large bowl, sift together dry ingredients. Slowly beat dry ingredients into wet mixture. Fold in Kibbles & Bits.
2. Drop 2 to 3 tablespoons dough per cookie onto prepared baking sheets; space dough at least 2 inches apart to allow for spreading. Bake until golden, 8 to 10 minutes. Remove cookies from baking sheets, and allow to cool on baking racks.
Retard Formula: If you're feeling particularly adventurous substitute a cup of the Kibbles N' Bits for Laxatives and Hallucinogenic Mushrooms.
- Location:Lake House
- Mood:
cold
I was on the phone having a slave text Me as his brainwashing was sinking in. Garbage bought Me these boots and click click click he was texting away telling Me how he was falling deeper and deeper. I was writing a journal entry copying and pasting some of his devotional statements when the driver tapped the breaks for a bunny... and we SLIDDDDDDD all the way across the fucking road into the ditch and started ROLLING! You can read more about this on My Deliciously Dominant Diary.
It was FUCKING TERRIBLE BTW.... but I'm banking on getting a much nicer vehicle this time around.Returning these pink boots for a size smaller. Called up the lady on the phone and they're sending them out before I even send these ones back. I call that service. I love you zappos. Garbage you better believe I'm going to be looking for some SEXIER shoes this next time around.... I'm ready to turn that grey squishy mass you call a brain into total baby food mush.
I mentioned going for sushi on Twitter, and updated My first mobile from the phone post.
The bathroom sink! How adorable :,D
Here are some pictures of that gourmet awesomeness!
- Location:Chicago, IL
Fucking faggots. I'm sick of how absolutely retarded most people are. Everywhere I look drooling incompetent morons... I really need to stop thinking about how I could fall off the earth at any second... because there they are ZOMBIES all ready to mess shit up in the name of the *greeeeater good* (spooky isn't it)!My mommy tells me I need to respect everyone.
I pretty much almost never post pictures of my gifts online... which is a mistake because bragging is fun! I'm going to try to make an effort to incorporate rubbing My fantasticness in everyones faces.
Got these awesome kickass leggings after GARBAGE sent Me a nice cash payment. Thanks garbage you're completely
worthless and I had fun taking the very last $$$ in your account so you had to go looking through the couch for change just to
get lunch. I'd mention who got me the adorable lolita headband shown above but they've just been far too annoying to deserve credit... even when It's dude.
Come on back over when you get paid so I can torture you with the other half of the "SOLES DESTROY YOUR SOUL" video I made.... hahahaha...
Oh and if you're wondering why the beds fucked up and the sheets are strewn all over the place? You probably never get laid, pussy!
I’m considering doing a R/T foot fetish session with a slave while I’m down here. He’s totally broke and bankrupt but would try it’s best to put some cash aside just for the chance to sniff and lick my adorable, sexy, size 10’s.
I’m in the mood for some pantyhose teasing so I’m going to be buying some sexy new pantyhose when I’m out as well as a babyfood jar to pass on to start collecting cummies again. Will it be pantyhose pictures or a tease video to post on clips4sale? WHO KNOWS!
Going out for dinner too...
cao825 : Just jerked and ran on yahoo. faggot.
More updates later I’m sure.
- Mood:
tired
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